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The Musterd Spring
began with the Musterd Man's emergence from hibernation in a garbage can
of soil behind Europa Restaurant, in Piotrkow Trybunalski Poland. Finding
many of the townspeople waiting for him with a lovely maiden in white, The
Musterd Man gave a blood sacrifice using a pump and a needle. The mustard
blood was very thick, and difficult to pump out of the hose, once violently
sucked from his veins by the pump (held in the closed position by a clamp.) |
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The
pump was used a second time to draw mustard blood from his veins, with which
he filled a sword shaped mold, made out of an alchemical material, which
speeds the affects of time on whatever it contains. The Musterd Sword was
created, to protect Poland from The
Fat. |
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The townspeople were led
by the Musterd Man playing a wooden pennywhistle, and the maiden carrying
the Musterd Sword. They walked down the street around the large restaurant
Europa building happily following the music. Everyone convened inside the
gutted gloom of the bottom floor of the abandoned restaurant. The Musterd
Man presented his progeny, a large spermlike seed, to the maiden. The seed
had been ripped from his organ during the painful experience of emergence
from interdimensional hibernation. Carried in his boot from the site, he
presented the seed on a bed of pubic root hairs, displaying his vulnerable
plant body to the townspeople. |
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The Musterd Man
dressed and prepared himself for an escape from his own alter ego from the
future, The Musterd
Vampire. A string was tied to a black mouse named by the townspeople
as "The Black Virgin" which pulled the Musterd Man away on a rolling
cart, and he carried the Musterd Sword on his chest. |
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